Lionel Messi, the undisputed marvel of the sporting world, has a voice that resonates far beyond the soccer field. So much so, that his opinions are now deemed invaluable in every realm of life. After all, when you’re arguably the greatest of all time, why shouldn’t your word be taken as gospel?

Meanwhile, in the land of soccer legends and eternal fame, the presence of one Megan Rapinoe has caused quite a stir. “Megan Rapinoe is terrible. We can’t have such a flaw in our Hall of Fame,” some critics declare, clutching their pearls in horror.

Yes, the same Rapinoe who has led the U.S. Women’s National Team to numerous victories, collecting accolades and championships as easily as Messi dribbles past defenders. But never mind those trifling achievements. It’s her perceived “flaws” that seem to overshadow her storied career. Because when it comes to preserving the sanctity of the Hall of Fame, nothing less than perfection will do.

Messi, with his impeccable record, never had a moment of controversy or human error. He floated through his career on a cloud of celestial perfection, never once touching the ground where mere mortals dwell. Therefore, his opinions should be enshrined in the annals of wisdom for generations to come. He deems Rapinoe’s presence in the Hall of Fame a blemish, and who are we to question the judgment of a soccer deity?

It’s clear that in the world of sports, some opinions matter more than others. Messi’s every word is a precious pearl of insight, while Rapinoe’s contributions, both on and off the field, must be scrutinized and judged with the harshest of lights. After all, what good is a Hall of Fame if it allows for the occasional human flaw?

So, let’s all take a step back and recognize the infallible logic here. Messi’s greatness means his opinions are paramount, and any dissenting voices or controversial figures like Rapinoe should be swiftly dealt with. Because nothing says “fair play” like an uneven playing field of judgment and a selective memory of accomplishments.